Cuz hatin’ is too easy
Product became measley
Always shoppin’ his cheap talk
Assistin’ in societies outline in chalk
It’s all a game to wayne
Always a shame to exist in vain
His voice could be monumentally uplifting
His tapes are mixed and I’m tired of sifting
How many times can you go in circles
Catch phrases now cornier than Urkel’s
Oh no I just did that
Just heard Dr. Carter’s line go flat
Call an ambulance
His lyrics in a trance
I’ll sturdy his stance
With rhyming romance
Cuz love all is end all
Unless all y’all wanna fall
Sitting here standing tall
Answerin’ dropped calls
A telethon marketer with free data plans
Why does the consumer meet all the demands
Random ransoms from the suppliers
Free markets funnier than Michael Myers
Think Austin without any powers
Than subsidise him with 5-hours
Cuz our market won’t allow crashes
But support healthcare and ya might as well be facist
Our fable is told with labels
Like Wheezy claimin’ to be the greatest
Not worth my time to even debate this
Only bring the funk to debunk the dirtiest of junk
Call ‘em Lil Runt, a critter
too small to be the pick of my litter
Disservicin’ the community with his highways
I’m traffickin’ freeways more than anything these days
Your choice is who you choose to be
A voice is the embodiment of me
They teach a concept of free speech
So I see how loud my volume will reach
How many deaf years I can breach
My second biggest fear is double-speak
And I’m swimming up Shit’s creek
The current is murky
Like murder becomin’ merk thee
Reality isn’t tv
Political slogans like keepin’ up with the Hogans
I wrestle the WTF’s and the OMG’s
The ABC’s are blocks meant for building
This is the oath I’m fulfilling