Jolly Jingles

Tis the nightmare before,

Quick give me a pinch!

Misery loves company.

Can’t give them a foot,

Not even an inch.

Inside the nots knot with a cinch,

Until the village is descended upon by a Grinch.

Shakespeare help tame this shrew.

May the yuletide ablution christen anew.

The cold shoulder shrugged in lieu,

Of the spirit of Cindy Lou Who